how stupid!

muuuuuuuuaaa(that´s a huge "hello" kiss)
so, hello!
in uruguay we ussually say hy by kissing each other on the cheek. that´s nice, yeah... but imagine two people meeting randomly, and each of them walks towards the other one to say hy. a guy and a girl, for instance.
guy´s mind: so, is she gonna kiss me on the cheek? or... should i kiss her cheek?___this dilema continues untill the very instant in where they actuallyget to greet(?) each other.
girl´s mind:ok, in order to avoid a misleading action i´ll just leave my cheek ready to be kissed! in the very instant they "kiss" each other: muaa!(the noise heard when we kiss someone).
who kissed who? we might ask ourselves. nobody actually! it was all a farse!! the action consisted of two people "cheeking" each others cheek!! how sad!!
juan and martin work in the same place. they are highly remunarated bussiness men and are going to meet up to discuss the case of one of their subordinates(some one that works for them). a very delicate issue: the guy that worked for them had been going through a very rough time in his life and it was not his fault he encountered himself in that situation. he hadn´t been very efficient at work in the last two months, so, juan and Martin were going to evaluate and decide if the guy was going to remain a opart of the company. they were to decide if he was going to be fired or not!
Marting was waiting for Juan in the meeting place as he sees juan entering through the door.
juan´s mind while he walks towards martin to greet him: this is going to be avery hard decission to make!... oh, i´ll kiss his cheek, we are grown ups and it´s not that trascendental!
martin´s mid while he stands up to greet juan: it´s a bit warm in here. i have to buy an air conditioner.
in the very moment when they greet each other: muaa!(the same noise)
juan´s mind: shit!!! we kissed
martin´s mind: ohh fuck!! he kissed me...or... we kissed... did i kiss him? will he think i´m gay or smthg?
juan´s mind: will he think i´m gay? should i explain it wasn´t on purpose?... but.. maybe he kissed me! oh damn!!!! should i stay or should i go?
martin´s mind: we better finish this meeting soon!!... should i say i´m sorry?... what if he wanted to do that?!...
martin and juan saying at the same time: how awkward!
martin says: yes! well, we have to decide waht to do with "guy".(trying to move fast from the weird situation)
juan says: yep!! but... i mean... (-thinking- i think he should stay. his a really nice "guy" but i don´t want to spend all the afternoon discussing this and that about the "guy"... ´shit! will he think í was insinuating smthg to him??)...
martin says: yeah... he has not been performing well at all... it´s the companys policy.
juan says: i know! so... i´ll inform that to "guy"!...... greetings to your wife, i gotta go!
martin says: ok, problem solved then! (thank god he´s leaving)
you see?! idiots are averywhere and they will haunt you down!!
i just wanted to show how stupid things are sometimes. i feel sorry about the "guy", subjected to the stupidity of others.
i have asumed it! there are idiots everywhere and i am one too. have you asumed it?
i hope you are all doing great!! don´t stop writing.
(this is specially dedicated to Salome WHO MADE ME SMILE WITH HER E-MAIL)
PEACE OUT,
ALE

Crazy Indian Music Video

this guy is my new HERO!!!

i just want to sleep!!

i just want to sleep! is that a crime?

is that bad that i wake up at lunch time every day?
riiiiing riiiiing my cellphone rings and i realize i am late for work. Not again!!! i have had a nasty week. sleepy and all, i took my back-pack and left. while lighting the "pucho" i almost vomited; nothing i had eaten. i had to buy soda not to faint! it was too warm and i got up too fast! that was probably the reason for me feeling sick. yeah, the cigarrette was the trigger of course. i still had to get on the bus to get to work(an hour under the sun and next to the always charming, sweaty, and sticky passengers) but wouldn´t have saved me from getting there on time. so, i had to take a taxi to the other side of town.

_ would a 100 "pesos"get me to "la teja"?(part of the city where i work)
_ no
_shit!! anyways, i have to get there.
you better hurry for this fortune or i´ll be in troubles!!

_blblablablabla YOU CAN´T SMOKE IN HERE!!!! blablablabla

i knew that cab was gonna cost me 200 pesos and that was sad!! a bus only costs $15.
half way when i had convinced him we were too far from the central so i could smoke i decided to look my "agenda".

_ take it easy. u don´t have to hurry!(i said)

fuck!! i was one hour too early and to sleepy to have realized!
some of us are idiots and that can´t be denied.

this was just some factual evidence form your fellow idiot... i mean... friend! ;)

what about all of u suckers!! i miss being part of collective stupidity. stand by me and show me i am not the only one!!!... pleaseeeeeeee :(=

Absolute believe

As I was walking out of the science library today, after 3 hours of work on corporate social responsibility and the government role, I smelled something funny. Wait a second..... it's weed! After breaking up into a smile, I sniffed around a few more time and then I see 2 brothers working as security guys for the library, with one of them imitating my sniff and smiling. We had a nice conversation. Who knows, maybe next time, after another essay - I'll pick up some from him??

An ethical lecture

Oi, so a nice new story from London!

To begin with, this Wednesday we agreed we agreed we will have a major course get-together session in my friend Kunal's halls. To make it fun we thought about getting some zoot(weed) and beer for the atmosphere. We had an amazing time, with the Egyptian guy rolling a machine gun ( for rouches added together) joint!!! In reminiscence, as you all remember from our college time I used to get slack for events I was not part of (e.g. major party in NH 202 when Ivan broke the wall, etc. = pick your favourite). So, the guy whose halls/kitchen we went to WASN'T there. The reason was some girl and we branded him "hoes before broes". Next day we had our usual pre-econ tutorial drink at Easy G(J) ays , our local university union pub. Now, the story kicks in. Me and Jess are waiting for Kunal and he comes with a blank face. What happened? Apparently there was a regular pre-scheduled room check for that day and they found weed in his kitchen. Warden, being very Kippish, went straight to his room and started shouting at him. The epilogue - 100 quid fine for smoking weed in halls and 4 months going to UCL Drug counseling!!! Since he had the evidence (zoot) on him he started to roll it on the table. In the same instant prospective students came in on their UCL tour. Just imagine, you go to uni tour and first thing you see is a maharajah rolling in the union bar - anybody remembers my "welcoming shot"policy for my 1st year roomies?

WSS Moral of the story: If you dis your friends for a girl you go to UCL Drug counseling haha