An ethical lecture
Oi, so a nice new story from London!
To begin with, this Wednesday we agreed we agreed we will have a major course get-together session in my friend Kunal's halls. To make it fun we thought about getting some zoot(weed) and beer for the atmosphere. We had an amazing time, with the Egyptian guy rolling a machine gun ( for rouches added together) joint!!! In reminiscence, as you all remember from our college time I used to get slack for events I was not part of (e.g. major party in NH 202 when Ivan broke the wall, etc. = pick your favourite). So, the guy whose halls/kitchen we went to WASN'T there. The reason was some girl and we branded him "hoes before broes". Next day we had our usual pre-econ tutorial drink at Easy G(J) ays , our local university union pub. Now, the story kicks in. Me and Jess are waiting for Kunal and he comes with a blank face. What happened? Apparently there was a regular pre-scheduled room check for that day and they found weed in his kitchen. Warden, being very Kippish, went straight to his room and started shouting at him. The epilogue - 100 quid fine for smoking weed in halls and 4 months going to UCL Drug counseling!!! Since he had the evidence (zoot) on him he started to roll it on the table. In the same instant prospective students came in on their UCL tour. Just imagine, you go to uni tour and first thing you see is a maharajah rolling in the union bar - anybody remembers my "welcoming shot"policy for my 1st year roomies?
WSS Moral of the story: If you dis your friends for a girl you go to UCL Drug counseling haha
To begin with, this Wednesday we agreed we agreed we will have a major course get-together session in my friend Kunal's halls. To make it fun we thought about getting some zoot(weed) and beer for the atmosphere. We had an amazing time, with the Egyptian guy rolling a machine gun ( for rouches added together) joint!!! In reminiscence, as you all remember from our college time I used to get slack for events I was not part of (e.g. major party in NH 202 when Ivan broke the wall, etc. = pick your favourite). So, the guy whose halls/kitchen we went to WASN'T there. The reason was some girl and we branded him "hoes before broes". Next day we had our usual pre-econ tutorial drink at Easy G(J) ays , our local university union pub. Now, the story kicks in. Me and Jess are waiting for Kunal and he comes with a blank face. What happened? Apparently there was a regular pre-scheduled room check for that day and they found weed in his kitchen. Warden, being very Kippish, went straight to his room and started shouting at him. The epilogue - 100 quid fine for smoking weed in halls and 4 months going to UCL Drug counseling!!! Since he had the evidence (zoot) on him he started to roll it on the table. In the same instant prospective students came in on their UCL tour. Just imagine, you go to uni tour and first thing you see is a maharajah rolling in the union bar - anybody remembers my "welcoming shot"policy for my 1st year roomies?
WSS Moral of the story: If you dis your friends for a girl you go to UCL Drug counseling haha
posted by The WSS at
4:26 PM
2 Comments:
nah,not a room check in those terms.It's more like regular room inspection thing (idea is to see whether you're keeping your room fine or you're demolishing it :)
Don't worry, some other prospective students might see you one day do the same hahahaha
when are we having another skype session mate???
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