A perfect night of football

Oi, mazzafakaz, bandido's and shitmakers.

Yesterday night was a glorious night for all those who support Liverpool. Backtracking a bit, first try to imagine me and 20 Sikhs going to watch Barca-Liverpool in UCL pub/student place; do not ask me how this came to be or why, it just came about. Anyhow, we were all yelling in support for the Mighty Reds, drinking snakebite and they go 1 nil down. Then a moment of magic occurs and L'pool scores . In the build -up of the game allegedly there was a bust up between Rise and Bellamy,where Bellamy hit him with a golf club,thus the picture :)
Reds went on to win 2-1 and I was jumping all the time and celebrating wildly,occasionally yelling at Barca players branding them "diving cunts".

On another hand that makes 1 week of my annual smoking fast today,so bow to me :)

P.S Eduuuuuuuuuuuu,there is a site called http://www.miniclip.com/games/en/ if you want to play funny games online (try black knight and commando)

Newest piece of wisdom and so on

Oi, a few small updates.

To begin with, I realised that going out with a bunch of girls to a place where every drink is one quid is rather not smart. It was funny though, as one of the girls had love cleavage and enormous breasts so there was at some point 8 chavs around her, all asking if they can do something for her ahahahaha Otherwise if that shit that they gave me is actually whiskey I am from Surinam, not Serbia. Good news is that tomorrow we have a big man-up to watch Barca-Liverpool. Hope for good result.

W.S.S If you have friends who cannot understand how broad your perspective actually is then I coined this new term for them "consumerism victims" :)

You know you're Serbian when...

Just found this shit on the web, enjoy!


•You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

•YOUR 15 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN OUTDRINK ANY AMERIKANAC

•Your father calls you a "dummy" for not knowing how to do something he can't either.

•Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A".

•A cold shiver runs down your spine when your mom threatens by using the word "tata" in a sentence.

•Your granma calls all cereal "Corn Flakes".

•There's at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.

•When you make jokes based on your own tragedy

•YOUR CHURCH HAS A FULLY LOADED BAR

•You don't want to have or do any business with Serbs.

•You have a Serbian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror

•Your uncle makes his own wine that is stronger than rakija

•There is a baba hotline 1-800-CALL-GRANMA

•Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

•Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

•At your birthdays everyone is singing "Happy brzday tu u"

• WHEN YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT DRUNK AT A CHURCH FUNCTION

•Your parents pronounce three, thirteen and thirty three as tri, tirteen, and tirty tree.

•When your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University

•When you have to reassure your Mother that her cooking is the best

•Whenever you went by granma's house, she offered you supa, sarma, pecenje or kolace and got mad if you didn't eat EVERYTHING.

• YOU ARE AT A ZABAVA AND GUYS TRY TO PICK YOU UP WITH THE LINE "HEY BABY, WHAT'S YOUR SLAVA?"

•Your American friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events and you are the farthest thing from holy that there is

•You live for the annual Folkfest and/or Soccer Tournament

•Whenever you kiss somebody, you kiss them 3 times.

•When you are told that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee at a young age

•You are freaked out by 'Babaroga'

•Your father pronounces "oops" as "ups."

•You hear the word "BATINE" and you cringe or go into convulsions

•You have opanke hanging from your rear view mirror

•The first conversation you had as a baby used the words "jebi ga"

•You cant imagine hearing a song without the obligatory "harmonikas solo"

•Everyone is sure that you're Italian or Greek

•No one has ever pronounced your last name right, and every kid on the block has a nickname for it

•WHEN YOUR GRANMA TELLS YOU THAT YOUR GRANDPA IS PERFECT BUT DON'T ASK HIM ANYTHING

•WHEN THE GRANMA GRAPEVINE TRAVELS FASTER THAN THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY ALERT

•You know at least 20 Tool and Die Makers or Machinists or you are one yourself.

•Your Grandpa tells you "kad sam ja bio u tvoje godine...."

•You go to church 2 times a year... Bozic and Uskrs

•When you say you're hungry, and then go buy pack of smokes

•When your granma chases you down the street with her shoe...

•When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala...

•You have a shot of rakija followed by a black coffee and a pack of Malboro's for breakfast. (so true)

•WHEN YOUR FATHER TELLS YOU A NARODNA POSLOVICA (FOLK WISDOM) FOR EVERY SINGLE WRONG THING YOU DO AND YOU THINK HE MADE THEM ALL UP JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

•When there are more fights at a wedding than a championship match

•When you write on your history exam that Nikola Tesla is the father of electricity not Thomas Edison and you teacher fails you.

•You get scared when your dad sneezes

•When your parents will only go to the doctor if they are passed out on the floor or have severed a limb

•When the first thing you do when you walk into a friends house, is take off your shoes, kiss their mom, and shake their dad's hand

•When your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR PARENTS too. (TRUE)

•When your father says "samo ako te zgrabim ja"

•THE WORD "SRAMOTA!"(shame) WILL DETER YOU FROM ANYTHING

•Every one of your relatives from the old country that immigrates to the the US is an engineer

•Cevapcici on the grill are better than steak any day

•All Middle Easterners are "Turci"(Turks)

•YOUR GROWN UNCLE GETS A "BATINE" FROM YOUR GRANMA AND YOU DON'T THINK TWICE ABOUT IT

•A week after Slava, Bozic, and Easter you are still eating sarma

•You can dance a kolo to anything, including Serbian rock

•You read this list to your mum and dad and all they have to say in their defense is "IC NAT TRU!!!"

•When you've been called djubre (piece of shit) at least once in your life

•You have a gold chain with a 'pravoslavni krst' on it

•WHEN YOU SAY BITCH INSTEAD OF BEACH AND BEACH INSTEAD OF BITCH

•You know you're a Serb when you sing "DJURDJEVDAN" at all serbian parties

•YOUR DAD TELLS YOU "DIS IS THE TURD TIME I AM TELLING YOU DIS" AND YOU ARE AFRAID TO LAUGH

•You have no idea why the other girls in second grade are so upset when you tell them you eat lamb

•You have a doily covering your DVD, VCR, printer, scanner

•When you say your last name first and prefer last names that ends in "ic"

•You know you're Serbian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents (almost gladly) say, "Uh- huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick

•When people still think you are from Siberia no matter how many times you tell them Serbia

•When you watch a movie and wait to the end to see if there are any jugovic in the credits

•YOUR FAVOURITE PHRASE IS "NEMA PROBLEMA"(NO PROBLEM)

•When you can actually pronounce the "g" in jagnje

•When your Deda (Grandpa) always says "Dodji Dedi"

•Your dad calls your friend Sarah > sera, and your friend Jose > koza

•Your parents tell you that "gurlz" love guys that can dance a good kolo

•Grandma says "palachinki" and everyone heads for the table

•When your dad does a running commentary through a movie and he thinks he knows everything that's going to happen even though he has never seen the movie

•When you actually know what it means when Peja Stojakovic holds up three fingers

•Your dad yells at you "budala, neznas nista!" when you tell him that the crowd isn't yelling "DIVAC", they are actually yelling "Defense" during the Sacramento Kings game regardless if they are home or away (HAHA)

•When you call Santa "Deda Mraze"

•Upon meeting another Serb, one of your first questions is, "What church do You go to?"

•You've convinced all your friends that Bon Jovi's name is actually Bojan Jovic

•You can make a public announcement by telling just one Serb friend something in confidence.

•Your uncle makes his own wine that is stronger than rakija

•As a child, the babas at your church caused you permanent brain damage from asphyxiation by pressing your face into their ample boobs while shouting, "o joj, zlato!" over and over again

•When DAD goes to any professional and says STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA

•You know you're a Serb when your parents yell "kakva je ta skola" when you cannot complete their tax returns while you're in the third grade.

•You tell your friends that you love sipak (rosehip) jam and they have no idea what it is

•You call Dolce&Gabanna clothes Dragan&Goran

--- OK SO YEAH I KNOW THAT LIST WAS REALLY LONG ... IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FUNNY ONES LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PUT THEM UP!! IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SERB AND YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING PROUD OF IT, JOIN THE GROUP ... AND INVITE YOUR SERB FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO :D

....... We all know there are 2 types of people in this world .. the Serbians and everyone who wish they were Serbian ♥........... you know it's true ;)

Fiat Multipla

This post is dedicated to the ugliest car in the universe (Ramon, nothing on national level :)
I mean, not that Yugo is better or whatever, but it ain't that ugly!

I never thought I would have to write one of these.

It is really sad , but I just learned that our co-year Daniel from Sweden has passed away.

Danilel , Rest in Peace

My condolences to his family and friends from home