Ah, shit, man!
Yesterday evening we went out with some friends to a thing dubbed "bar night" here on campus, but anyway, the point is as follows.
I met a classmate of mine from our social science class where I am a smart-ass of sorts, he was a cool dude, I thought; he was fairly drunk, and came to me:
"Hey, yoyo [or something equivalent], boy, you gotta help me write my paper for tuesday"
"Hmmm...what would I get in exchange?"
"whatever"
"Alright, one blow job per 500 words.", I said as a jest, which would obviously be taken as such.
"Sure, no problem!"
"Oooo..., but you pay first!", said I, still in an impish mood.
"I pay, you deliver! Haha"
Half an hour later he was still suspiciously resolute:
"I pay you deiver, haha!"
Shit, man, I thought. Wtf is wrong here?
This morning it dawned on me with the aid of facebook he was "interested in men".
Arrghhh!!! Damn!
P.S. The above story is not aimed at the gay community, rather, at my idiocy and tough luck as such.
Yesterday evening we went out with some friends to a thing dubbed "bar night" here on campus, but anyway, the point is as follows.
I met a classmate of mine from our social science class where I am a smart-ass of sorts, he was a cool dude, I thought; he was fairly drunk, and came to me:
"Hey, yoyo [or something equivalent], boy, you gotta help me write my paper for tuesday"
"Hmmm...what would I get in exchange?"
"whatever"
"Alright, one blow job per 500 words.", I said as a jest, which would obviously be taken as such.
"Sure, no problem!"
"Oooo..., but you pay first!", said I, still in an impish mood.
"I pay, you deliver! Haha"
Half an hour later he was still suspiciously resolute:
"I pay you deiver, haha!"
Shit, man, I thought. Wtf is wrong here?
This morning it dawned on me with the aid of facebook he was "interested in men".
Arrghhh!!! Damn!
P.S. The above story is not aimed at the gay community, rather, at my idiocy and tough luck as such.
posted by Bazmeg at
8:19 PM
4 Comments:
hahahahah
you gayyyy!!! why to deprive him of the banana?!
btw, what was the name of the director of the moovie you once showed in the auditorium? the hungarian one about the guy in the metro!!!!
hope you can find it for me!!!
cause yesterday i watched a film of kusturica and it reminded me of that moovie!!
hahahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shit happens man, better be careful!! I just came back from a klubbbbbbbbbb and one guy there asked me if I am interested in men to which I said "NOOOOOOOOOO". Still hahahahhaha that story is fucking hillarious, congrats on enjoying your bar night hahahaha :)
hehehehehehehehehehehe
i guess there is not much more to say than that :)
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