Never try this at home
Hi everyone!
I'm currently in the middle of my midterms exams, in virtue of which I cannot possibly write a major update, one which I duly owe to you all. You see, I can hardly find any time in between periods of sleeping, not-studying, and smoking. Ah, hell! I bullshitted my way through IB and I'm bullshitting my way through Introductory Chem (the exam I'm having in 30 minutes approx.).
Ahyhow...last night I was browsing through our beloved and endearing blog when I came upon the legendary MF videos. On the spot I decided I would preach the myth of MF to all the masses on this side of the Atlantic. My roommate would be the first victim.
Here is his reaction:
- A football player, Eric Pender is not someone you want to freak out at 3:00 in the morning (except maybe in the rare event that you are Laszlo Jakab). Despite his generally open-minded attitude and disposition, my roommate was not amused by the MF videos, much less by a loud "Get Your Ass Up" sung along to Europe's "Final Countdown" at full volume.
For now, that would be all. I have to run to the science building, since I don't even know yet what the exact location of the exam is. Oh well, as someone I knew back in Banana Republic used to say, "asking your way will get you to Rome." Right Ramyyyyyyy??
Eduardo
P.S.
This is completely random.
Did I ever tell you about how much Americans eat at night and what they eat?? These pcitures were taken at 3:00 in the morning.
Gentlemen, I present you wings, the most disgusting, sloppy, inefficient, uncivilized way ever conceived of eating chicken. Order 60 wings, get the sauce all over your fingers, hand and face like a chunky son of a bitch, and gorge yourself! This is by far the most popular thing to eat at 3:00 in the morning when you're high, currently prefered over Domino's Pizza (bravo but no banana I say to them).
I'm currently in the middle of my midterms exams, in virtue of which I cannot possibly write a major update, one which I duly owe to you all. You see, I can hardly find any time in between periods of sleeping, not-studying, and smoking. Ah, hell! I bullshitted my way through IB and I'm bullshitting my way through Introductory Chem (the exam I'm having in 30 minutes approx.).
Ahyhow...last night I was browsing through our beloved and endearing blog when I came upon the legendary MF videos. On the spot I decided I would preach the myth of MF to all the masses on this side of the Atlantic. My roommate would be the first victim.
Here is his reaction:
- A football player, Eric Pender is not someone you want to freak out at 3:00 in the morning (except maybe in the rare event that you are Laszlo Jakab). Despite his generally open-minded attitude and disposition, my roommate was not amused by the MF videos, much less by a loud "Get Your Ass Up" sung along to Europe's "Final Countdown" at full volume.For now, that would be all. I have to run to the science building, since I don't even know yet what the exact location of the exam is. Oh well, as someone I knew back in Banana Republic used to say, "asking your way will get you to Rome." Right Ramyyyyyyy??
Eduardo
P.S.
This is completely random.
Did I ever tell you about how much Americans eat at night and what they eat?? These pcitures were taken at 3:00 in the morning.
Gentlemen, I present you wings, the most disgusting, sloppy, inefficient, uncivilized way ever conceived of eating chicken. Order 60 wings, get the sauce all over your fingers, hand and face like a chunky son of a bitch, and gorge yourself! This is by far the most popular thing to eat at 3:00 in the morning when you're high, currently prefered over Domino's Pizza (bravo but no banana I say to them).
posted by Anonymous at
8:40 PM
2 Comments:
Hahaha, it is hard to explain the college people to new people you meet. For instance I couldn't get my Hindi friend here to comprehend the concept of the Great Maharajah, even though I declared to him that he is my new GM. Ah well, junk food is the part of globalisation so get used to it. Even though, as you all know, I prefer bananas....
Well, American football players would get the best out of me too. But I am getting there! Lately I quit running (Chicago has none of the aspects which induced me to do it in Norway; it is gritty, windy, and flat), and started going to the gym instead. Nice getting back to where I was two and a half years ago!
And actually, on account of discussing "penis envy", I managed to introduce the guy with the big gugu concept to one of the guys here, and another, with previous ghetto predispositions, liked the talk-too-much-kinda stuff. I have not tried the videos, though.
Otherwise, I've got two papers to hand in Monday, Tuesday, and a math midterm on Wednesday, so I have my reservations about the fun-content of my coming weekend...
P.S. In case MF reads this: I've got Jim Beam and snus in da house! Still have to work on the sheep and the fleas somehow!
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