"do you know who is GM?" - "General Motors??" - "No! It is Great Maharajah"

"yo, wadup bitches??"
Come on! You know i will never make such a beginning to my posts... As you can understand from the title, i am having a great time with the greatest of all! I had a private conversation with the almighty maharajah yesterday night;
"How is it going Abinash? I heard you are having a couple of girls in your bed nowadays!"
"No, man! I don't have time for girls!!!"
"Why not?"
"......"

and we talked a bit about going to Chicago. Laszlo, get ready for it! I might drag him with me to Chicago.. The only condition he offered me is to find a ticket from Kansas City to Chicago that costs about $1.. So, nevermind about getting ready. My dear Abinash still thinks he is in India where you can buy a plane ticket for 50 cents. But i will be there over thanksgiving. Actually, there will hopefully be a re-union in Chicago. But nothing will beat the cave spirit!!

I tried to have an "intellectual" conversation with one of the Americans the other day. We were talking about French Revolution and i told her a bit about it. She said "Where are you from?" and i replied "Turkey", "Oh, so is Turkey a province of France or what?", "...... you f**king ignorant!! It is a village in Hong Kong!" Hope she did not believe that, because she told me i did not look Chinese...

I will soon write more about what is going on here. I just want to go to bed right now. BTW, congratulations to North Korea for detonating a nuclear weapon and congratulations to a very rightist Danish political party for arranging an "insulting Mohammed" competition.

Finally, to make you guys happy, i am posting a beautiful picture...


peace out