COLLAGE (THE LIFESTORY OF A DIVA)

fucking catharsis!!! that should have been the name of the monologue i had to watch today.
mother fucker, that guy really pissed me off. it was like our beloved Alvaro only more annoying and gayyyyyyyyyy. you know i have no problem with homosexuality but sometimes they(as we all do) get so dod damn pretentious. their intonations specially are highly irritating.
well, basically the monologue was crap. and as i clsified it it was "anarco-trash-fuckinggayparade-theatre". but i must admit he had balls. few people are as mad as this motherfucker!!
one amazing thing i discovered was that he, she, it, whatever, took me through some trip. never before i have experienced so much from a performance. such an empty but enraging content. i started by thinking tha he didn´t project his voice very well, that the stage was filled with so much shit, and some other stupid wannabe critic views. but when i started realising that the background music was so loud and incongruent with what flowed of his mouth, blocking his speech, i thought: he probably had some bakstage problem or there is a failed coordination with the sound guy. i don’t know. but he kept irritating me more and more cause i started realising he meant all that and that he just wanted to grow scorn in the audience. i hated him. fucking asshole!!!! and then the music stopped and his voice was clear... ohhhhh... so irritating. what to do? i wanted to leave but i sort of wanted to see how horribhle the whole spectacle could get. pretty confusing. then he started mutating from character to character, all fucked up ones. for example as shown in the pictures.fucked up people, what to say? always interesting. there were moments where i cracked open laughing my ass of, others i literally covered my face thinking how embarrassing the whole experience was. then, as in a talk show the idiot approaches a guy seated a couple of sits to my right and starts interviewing him. the poor lost soul didn’t know where to hide. that was funny simply because of how ridiculOUSs and trashy it was. disastrous!!!!! how sad yet captivating?

am i really that fucked up or trashy, shitty, stupid, embarrassing, and annoying things can call somebody´s attention in such way?for real!! it sucked and i know it but i still think of what the flying fuck was crossing that idiot´s mind whe he decided to perform that.
please help me buy posting one of your story. i feel lonely in this mazzafkkaaaing world. share with me you experiences, you must had have some!!!!!

fucking stupid monologue... annoying, stupid, fruitless, and fucking shitty yet captivating. what am i? a funkey monkey? was that my banana?(don´t give a secondary redaing to these phrase, contextualise it.) i sttill prefer the bottomless pit of sensation!!!!

well... fucking queer mazzafakaaaaa!!!
till next posT

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