Thursday

Beaten by a doofus(Mathias Esman Poulsen)


First of all I must admit I am beaten. Congrats Mathias, your interest in life and work of mister Pedersen is even more unusual interest than banana-picking.

So, I am going to introduce somebody. My friend Pavle, who is the funniest guy ever – an improved version of Alvaro in every sense has got a new pet – a small puddle called Puffy. We renamed the dog into Paki, the same name we use for Pavle, who, by his own words, hails from Pakistan (in Serbian flat=stan, so Paki’s flat=Pakistan). Paki brings every sort of entertainment in one’s life, so if you don’t have a Paki for a friend you don’t have anything!

On other fronts I have yesterday went out and before that I accomplished something. I finally converted Stefan to start smoking. As you all know I am really good at it. He still holds it as a dock worker though, but practice makes perfect as they say.

I met some of my friends from high school on the raft. This girl if you would believe it was the one we called a hermit back in those times – well times certainly changed. It struck me that we were 40 in that class and that many of those people are different now, a fact that is hard to understand, especially if you meet them somewhere where you don’t expect them and when they ask you about your sexual life. Well, good for them but no banana.

Finally I found this on the net and I think it is encouraging and positive sign for the future of this world. Just follow the link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5121786.stm . It warms my heart to see that people like that still exist.

The WSS

P.S A friend of mine, Terza told me a new piece of Serbian wisdom (which is updated daily if there is a need). Apparently, according to him, if you fuck a gypsy woman you will have 7 years of luck – hahahaha, which one of you has the guts to do that?

1 Comments:

Blogger Bazmeg said...

I think Terza has just fucked a gypsy and now he is trying to make it actually look cool.

Just like our Wise Serbian Sage was quick to establish that "Dick has no eyes, Pussy has no face" straight after that dismal mishap with a nowhere-to-be-found condom and a monstrous Finn had occurred...

Oh, all that wisdom being concentrated in Serbia... Tough luck it is slowly disappearing from the map. HAHAHA!!!

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