So, where to start??

Well, it has been a long summer and some crazy actions took place. After parting with the MF, Caveman, Mongolico, Bandido, Bozmeg, Trk, Mary and others in Flekke I went home and started clubbing and going to driving lessons. I found time to drop by Lebanon and visit Brenda where we went to many great places, saw the cedars, met some great people there

and I started smoking again. Got a nasty tarot cards warning which I managed to avoid up till now. On a funny note Beirut is the first airport where I heard people clapping when you land after Belgrade and Montenegro airports. And a first place where they gave me kai piranha in a club with normal lemon and blocks of ice.

Then I dropped by the Trk to Trkland and met his uncle Macho Turko. We went sightseeing Istanbul and managed to find exactly 6 Aya Sophias or however you write it.

The Trk looks as good old self in this pic. Anyhow we managed to drop by Izmir and see Tugce and spend a wonderful weekend there with her family. On the way back we couldn’t reach his uncle so we had an interesting situation. We were on the ferry smoking and figuring out that we are running out of options. I proposed that we go to a mosque and ask for a sanctuary or even better convince them that I am converting and need a spiritual guidance for that night. Well as I was reading Arabian nights I was inspired and said that “the Almighty will protect us”. No sooner that I said it we started laughing and some students there asked us what is so funny. Since they spoke only Turkish they started conversing with Akin and offered us a shelter for that night! Some people are just lucky, aren’t they?

Afterwards I came home and was looking forward to greet some guests. Bandidio, Klara and Oyvind came to Belgrade and we had a fucking great time. Ale was theatric and eccentric as you can see.

Otherwise I went sightseeing with them and to their amazement we went out on Tuesday. Wtf, every day is a good day to party in every country, wouldn’t you agree? Anyhow, Ale didn’t understand why he can’t lean on the podium until the dancers came and then he was just simply staring-hahaha.

Then out of nowhere Eduuuuuuuuuuuuuu my Guru called me from Honduras and we had a nice chat. He apparently spent time on banana plantation and fucked around making shit – surprised, anybody? Ramon also surprised me by telling me that he converted – brave decision he has my support to try something different in his life. MF and Bozmeg were working in the fish farm and got fleas. Probably some pussies as well.

As summer was running out I wanted to go to seaside. Me and my friend Stefan got this brilliant idea to go to Ios with the JungleTribe agency.

They have a really cool website you can check out www.jungletribe.com where they present themselves – there is even a Jungle game where you go and pick bananas with a monkey. I need to send that link to Mary. Anyhow they had this great action of going there with ferry and bus -36 hours in total with inevitable breaks where you get rakija and lemonade – Serbs after all hahha.

In the end that failed but still I will do it next year. Fortunately my parents went to Egypt so I had a tenday of summer holiday for myself here in Belgrade. In the meantime I managed to go through a red light on driving exam and hit on a girl who is engaged. Ain’t it great?

Until I reach London and/or start new actions worthy mentioning,

Nikola